Ok! My favorite holiday was yesterday, for all of you bozo's who don't know what yesterday was-it was Halloween!
I was originally going to go as Dr Frank N Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show, but than at the last minute I decided to mix my Frank N Furter costume with one of my other costumes that I had bought a year ago and just found on Friday. So I went as Dr. Frank N Furter the Super Villain (it was a super hero costume, but hero's suck so it's a villain costume)! I'll post pics later..
I went to my friend, Maddie's, party and we had dinner at her house and then went trick or treating. It was epic. Me and my friend Lexie and her cousin Lindsay stayed outside while our friends went inside for a Haunted House (well, it was more of a haunted yard). I'm glad we stayed out because I guess there was this guy with an ax that chased you. O.O
We went up to this one house and there was this guy standing in the entrance way, dressed like Michael Myers (although the people in my group were like, "it's Michael Jackson" and I'm like "that's Michael Myers"), anyways! He had dutch doors and the top was open but the bottom was closed. Me and my friends creeped up to the house, because this guy was FREAKY, and he would make sudden movements and we would get freaked out-not a big deal. I'm almost at the candy bowl (that is super close to the door) and that guy whips the bottom half of the door back and bolts out of his house and chases us out of his yard! IT WAS HORRIFYING!!! I thought I was gonna get tackled, not joking!
I got a lot of candy though, which is good!

It. Is. Official.
I. Got. Hades.
In. Hercules.
BEAT THAT!
HAHAHAHAAHHAAH I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!! LIKE, OMG!!
It's rather surreal to me, even though I found out like on Tuesday, it's still surreal because he's not only my favorite Disney villain, he's my favorite Disney character! It's like, a total honor to play him and I am SOOOOOOO FLIPPIN HAPPY!! YESSSSSS!!!!

It's that time again-audition time! Yeehaw! I am SO PUMPED this time! Not that I wasn't last time...just..deal with it. So the show is Hercules, as we all should know by now, and want to be Hades, as we should all know by now also. The monologue I FINALLY settled on, actually I just picked it out last Friday, yes auditions are tomorrow-whatever. I'll post it at the bottom of this entry so y'all can read it! ;D I've had my doubts about getting the character, but now I'm a bit more positive that I'll get Hades. Well, I'll find out by Tuesday, I'll keep y'all posted!

Here's the monologue, it's from a sketch by Kids in the Hall:
"The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. 'Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you've killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as "The Middle Toe Murderer." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: "Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?" Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to myself, "What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I really should go back to college."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Doesn't even begin to cover it!

I saw The Killers on Wednesday night at the Hollywood Bowl! THEY WERE AMAZING!! JUST AS GOOD LIVE AS THEY ARE ON THEIR CD'S!!!
So my mom got me tickets to see them in concert for my birthday (which is October 6)! I've been wanting to see them for 4 and a half or 5 years and since they are touring and my birthday is coming up........

THEY WERE AWESOME! I can't stress it enough!! I would (and will) totally pay to go see them again!!

The whole Jimmy Kimmel/Kanye West bid was EPIC! Sooo funny!

Brandon is just as sexy in person as he is in pictures! Love him! His voice is gorgeous!

AND THE PSYCHODELIC FURS OPENED FOR THEM!!! HOW EPIC IS THAT?!?!? But here's the thing, I was stuck in traffic for 2 HOURS trying to get there, so I missed the Furs. Which sucks. At least I got to see them play with The Killers in an encore song, the two bands came on stage and sang 'retty In Pink'-my favorite song by the Furs!

So right when I got there I go straight through the whole "checking of the bags" shmeal and head straight to the shop. I bought a navy/black sweater that says The Killers and has an Island on it (and it's one of the most comfortable items of clothing I own) and then I bought a purple baby doll tee that says "I got soul" on the front and then on the back it says "But I'm not a soldier" and then it says 'The Killers' also on the back and on the front in the 'S' in 'Soul'.

ANYWAY, IT WAS BEYOND WORDS INCREDIBLE! And I say to you, if you have a chance to go see them and they're in town-GO! Don't even question it JUST GO! It's well worth the money and an amazing experience!

So I started school back up today *RA RA RA* and this time it's High School! Oooh scary!! Not so much though! I thought I'd get lost, but I didn't! I'm proud! Yay me! *snaps* I ran into a few of my friends who are in higher grades then I am and that I haven't seen in a while (one I hadn't seen in at least two years!) And I looooove all my teachers and all my classes!! xpuppychanx and I have science together and we're trying to get PE together too. We kind of need eachother in the same PE class for...reasons. Uhm, yeah that's about it! I'm still taking a poll so I'll repost the monologes, like, right now! And please please please comment!

This is simple. I will list the monologues below that I have found, numbering them from one to nine. All you have to do is read them and then comment which one you think is the best! Easy, right? But remember, I'm auditioning for Hades!

1.
Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up, okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is complain about your relationships all day long. (to Dr. Cox) And you know what, glare all you want Big Dog, okay, because I'm not afraid of you. "Oh no, Jordan's only paying attention to the baby." That must be so hard for Dr. Look-At-Me, isn't it? LOOK-AT-MEEEE. (to Carla and Turk) And you two, you're arguing ever since you got engaged, wow you're probably the first couple that's ever done that EVER. It can't be that you're just scared is it? (to Elliot) And you, you know what, let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone, because for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort you guys is while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are.

2.
Probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh? I know you wanted me to, even though you would never admit it. Normally I would kill to get into this apartment. And you would try and keep me out. I say try, because at your Super Bowl party, which I was not invited to, I was lucky enough to watch the second half from right over there. I was the bearded Domino's employee that you invited in because I said that I was a fan of Jerome Bettis, whoever the heck that is. Anyway, I tried to convince myself that the reason that I didn't come earlier was because of you coming into work drunk, but that's not it. I was scared. I guess after all this time, I still think of you like this ... superhero. That'll help me out of any situation I'm in. I needed that. But that's my problem, you know? And I'll deal with that. I guess I came over here to tell you, how proud of you I am. Not because you did the best you could for those patients, but because after 20 years of being a doctor, when things go badly, you still take it this hard. I got to tell you man, I mean, that's the kind of doctor I wanna be.

3.
The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. 'Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you've killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as "The Middle Toe Murderer." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: "Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?" Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to myself, "What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I really should go back to college.

4.
You there! Yes you. Little human in your stupid little boat and your funny little yellow hat and raincoat that makes you look like a rubber ducky. Why are you standing up? You should be kneeling down. Do you know who I am, you little oxygen-inhaling freak? Anytime you stick your head in the water, you are in my kingdom. I am Emperor Tropico, ruler of all the seas. The dreaded sharks cower in my presence. the monstrous squid looks at me and cries like a little girl. I am seeking two mermaid who have tried to escape. Can you imagine that? The most glorious empire under the sea. A watery utopia where everyone is without worry, everyone at peace, everyone hard at work doing exactly what they are supposed to do. Everyone is happy. And why? Because everyone does exactly what I say.


5.
Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won't they, and then they finally do and they're happy forever -- gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, 'cause I do...believe in it. Bottom line...is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don't let it take 'em down.


6.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. (He takes Dent's hand into his own) When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. (Dent tries to grab the Joker.) I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! (Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at his forehead.) Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!


7.
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales, let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Lets say I go into someguy's office and lets say he's even remotely intrested in buyin' something. Well then I get all excited, I'm like JoJo, the Indian circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. So, I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go (tears dinner roll apart) chhhhhhhh, chhhhhhhhh, OOOOHHHHHHH. I KILLED IT! I KILLED MY SALE! That's when I blow it. That's when people like us have got to forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?


8.
The man. Oh, you don't know the man? The man's everywhere: in the White House, down the hall, Miss Mullins; she's the man! And the man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Okay! And there used to be a way to stick it to the man, it was called rock 'n roll. But guess what? Oh no! The man had to ruin that too with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the man's just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourself a favor and just give up!


9.
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the (screaming at the top of his voice) EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?